I’m headed out tonight with a sexual enhancement mindset. I’ve been taking male enhancement products for the past couple weeks and now’s the first time I’ve had a chance to hit the nightlife to try and share my enhancements with a special woman. I’m dressed to kill, combed my hair, have my breath mints, and got my friends as wingmen when I need them. We’re about to go in and I’m ready to go home with someone else tonight.
And I am rejected. I don’t get it at all. My male enhancement pills gave me the biggest boost to my ego in a long while. I just don’t know what happened – maybe the women weren’t biting tonight. But on a Saturday night? They should be! They don’t have to wake up early tomorrow. Now my problem is that my libido is on overdrive – the best penis pills I’ve been using have made me so ready to go home with a woman that I’m not sure what to do with myself now. I guess my only thing to do is return home and turn on some music video or movie so I can get my mind off my state of arousal!
See, I never counted on the fact that I may go home alone! I always thought that my looks, combined with my male enhancement pills, would make me an instant lock for the affections of a woman. When that happens, as rare as it is, I’m stuck with a very male enhanced penis and nothing to do with it! I guess I should grab a 5 hour energy and hit the scene again later!